What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?